Bitcoin Scarf. Reward yourself and enjoy a cryptocurrency print linen weave pashmina. Give yourself a gift when you have to explain over and over to people that its not like a Beanie Baby fad. Never reach 10,000, eh? 

• Pattern: Bitcoin Miner
• Fabric: Viscose (modal linen).
• Texture: Woven linen-like. Vegan safe.
• Weight: Perfect for all seasons.
• Printing ink: Non-toxic, waterbased ink.
• Scarf size: 74" x 28" with 3" tassels on both ends.
• Print size: 18" x 25" at one end.
• Print color: metallic gold.
• Scarf color: Black.
• Care: Hand wash cold; lay flat or hang to dry.

What would Satoshi Nakamoto wear? Need to walk the Silk Road red carpet? You make magic Internet money, now show the meatspace world how smart you are. Most people won't get it and will just think you have a cool little pattern on your scarf. But you know better. Sweet gift for that cyberpunk hacker, bitcoin miner and crypto obsessed person in your life.

OF COURSE YOU CAN PAY FOR A BITCOIN SCARF WITH BITCOIN! That would be very not meta if we made you pay in IRL dollars only. Just select "pay by Bitcoin" when you check out.

Bitcoin Miner silkscreen print. Shown: gold on black.